Be fifteen. They both jumped on me. Taylor had to pull up his old sergeant credentials, I think Cortana put him up to it.
[ He relates it in an even, unconcerned tone, but Wash knows him well enough to pick up on the fact this is clearly hilarious. The Chief might also be hoping that this is a good subject change, he doesn't want to leave Wash to dwell on bad feelings. ]
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[ Perhaps that's a weird thing to be reassured by, but he is. It's nice to know if he's overstepped. But back on the other note... ]
Extremely.
[ Equally deadpan. ]
I think I gave Cortana and Taylor heart attacks.
[ Which is impressive, considering one doesn't even have a circulatory system. ]
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[...this is a voice message and Chief can't see him. Right.]
No problem.
Usually I'm all for giving York a heart attack, but those were probably not the best circumstances. What did you do?
no subject
[ He relates it in an even, unconcerned tone, but Wash knows him well enough to pick up on the fact this is clearly hilarious. The Chief might also be hoping that this is a good subject change, he doesn't want to leave Wash to dwell on bad feelings. ]